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Well…Like the title of the post…INSERT_NAME_OF_POST_HERE>…So I went in to register. Have you ever had your heart ripped out by a beautiful woman, or ha your dreams deflated by a close friend? I have never felt so sad before. When I got to my registration, after saving up to $200 fee…I was informed that before I could attend my tuition was due in full. I didn’t happen to have 2500 bucks stuck up my butt-hole so instead of paying my fees I broke down and began to cry. The woman at the desk tried to console me, but I couldn’t hear her anymore.

I WAS DISTRAUGHT!!!!!!
-Moaning Myrtle

Needless to say, the phone calls flew…Mom, not home. Loreyna, not home. I didn’t know the devils phone number…But my soul is already bought and paid for. The Mafia wouldn’t make a down payment on a “firstborn” child that wasn’t conceived yet…And nine month from now is to late for my mob money anyway. Dad, to poor. Mom, yes I know I called her already…But Jim answered the phone and gave me her work number.

The ball is rolling now. I can go to school. Never have I felt so hopeless before. I want so desperately to attend school. My dream of being a teacher someday was nearly torn from my grasp once more. No one is taking it though…Not New Horizons, not OSAP and certainly not a financial setback that my mother bailed me out of.

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